Unrealistic Expectations
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Showing posts tagged Sheldon Cooper
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Penny: Sheldon, can I ask you a question?
Sheldon: I prefer that you didn’t, but I wouldn’t so far as to forbid it.
Penny: ….. Alright, I heard “yes”, so…
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Leonard: Sheldon! How could you just sit there and let them spy on me??
Sheldon: They were clever Leonard. They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.
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- Leonard: We’re not wasting time with names right now.
- Sheldon: I see. Is that decision open for discussion?
- Leonard: No.
- Sheldon: Is the decision to not discuss it open for discussion?
- Leonard: No.
- *A while later*
- Leonard: Sheldon, you're fired.
- Sheldon: Really? Why??
- Leonard: Because you're impossible to work with!
- Sheldon: I see.... Is THAT open for discussion?
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“Howard, your shoes are delightful, where did you get them?”
“…what?”
“Bazinga! I don’t care.”
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I realize that posting things about God will make me lose many of you, but I hope that isn’t what...
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I’m watching the episode where Emma’s born, and during that time, Courteney found out she couldn’t...
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I lost a friend the other day. My good friend Kim, committed suicide. It’s been a really rough...
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when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
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My brother trying to teach me to flirt:*talking about the guy I like*Jackson: So do you flirt with him?... ...
